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[rebbonk]

The works' boss, "Young Mr Peter" had to tell old Joe it was time for him to retire after 60 years with the firm.

The old man was indignant: "So, it's come to this, 'as it? Ah'm not wanted any longer? Ah worked for thi dad, thi grandad and 'is dad an' all. Ah tell thi what lad,

Spoiler:

if Ah'd known this job weren't going to be permanent, Ah'd nivver 'ahe tekken it on".