How many times?

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How many times?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:26 pm

You admit to having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered the accused.

"And what did you steal?"

"A dress, Your Honour," replied the accused.

"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in four times!"

"Yes, Your Honour," sighed the accused.
Spoiler:
"But three times my wife didn't like the colour."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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