Tight!

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Tight!

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:29 am

A very tight man was looking for a gift for a friend.

Everything was too expensive, except for a broken glass vase which he could purchase for almost nothing.

He asked the store to send it, hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit.

In due time, the man received an acknowledgement from his friend.

"Thanks for the vase," it read.
Spoiler:
"It was so thoughtful of you to wrap each piece separately."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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