Blind date

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Blind date

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:53 am

As I waited for my blind date, this woman came and sat down at my table, "Hello, you must be Mike, I recognised you from your picture."

"Oh, yes,
Spoiler:
you must be Kate's mum, pleased to meet you, is she not well or something?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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