Going to a lecture

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Going to a lecture

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:27 am

The man was too drunk to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M. Sir?" asked the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked.

Spoiler:
"My wife." said the man.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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