How I work

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How I work

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:43 am

I sat in the van keeping the house under surveillance. It had been about two hours when the woman finally left. I hunched down and watched her in the rear view mirror until she turned the corner, then I ran to the wall and vaulted it. I fell to the ground and lay silently listening to see if I had been noticed. Then slowly I crawled along on my chest until I reached the door. I looked around to ensure that I was unseen.

Then, slowly, deliberately, I carefully opened the letterbox and posted it. Then I ran back to the van without looking back and drove off at great speed.
Spoiler:
And another 'Sorry you weren't home' card is successfully delivered.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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