Hunters

[rebbonk]

A couple of my mates had been out hunting, and Dave came puffing into the pub.

"I shot Dave twice by accident," Kev told me. "I thought he was a Turkey."

"Didn't he shout 'Don't shoot. I'm not a Turkey!' after you'd shot him once?" I asked, puzzled.

"Well, yeah ... he did, come to think about it," he admitted.

Spoiler:

"But that's exactly what a Turkey would say, wouldn't it?"