Uri Geller

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Uri Geller

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:42 am

"You're that bloke who bends spoons aren't you?" I asked Uri Geller.

"Yes I am," he replied.

"Can you bend forks as well?"

"Yeah, they're easy," he remarked.

"Well try this then," I said,
Spoiler:
passing him one from my garden shed.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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