Aaaaaaaaghhhh....

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Aaaaaaaaghhhh....

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:53 am

After waiting ages to turn right out of the busy T-junction, I finally spotted a tiny gap. Concentrating hard, I gunned the engine and started to shoot forward.

"AAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!!!!!" screamed my wife. I panicked, hit the brakes, and two cars slammed into me, one on each side.

"What the hecks wrong?" I panted.

She replied
Spoiler:
"I think I might have left the back door unlocked."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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