Irish plane crash

[rebbonk]

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

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Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night

[dutchman]

Reminds of the very first joke Russ Abbott told when he appeared on New Faces:

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"At the Dublin Airshow today a skydiver was killed when his snorkel and flippers failed to open!"