Two slaps

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Two slaps

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:59 am

Doctors at hospitals across Merseyside have defended the practice of slapping newborn babies twice when they are born.

A spokesman said, " The first time is to clear their airways, and the second, is to
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make them let go of the midwife's watch!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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