Out with the girlfriend

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Out with the girlfriend

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:59 am

I was in a restaurant with my girlfriend when, all of a sudden, I got down on one knee.

"Oh Kevin," she cried. "I can't believe this is happening!"

"Shhhh," I said, peering over the table.
Spoiler:
"My wife's just walked in."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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