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Chatting up

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 17, 2013 9:18 am

I was chatting up a fit girl in a bar last night when a bloke came out the toilets and said "Oi mate, I'm her man".

I said "Cool,
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nice to meet you Herman. What do you think of this bird I'm gonna take home tonight?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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