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Dragon's deal

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 16, 2013 8:48 am

I've just shook hands on a lucrative deal with Dragons Den star Duncan Bannantyne.

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I'm the manager of his local Pay Day Loans store.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dragon's deal

Postby dutchman » Thu May 16, 2013 11:58 pm

The only two requirements for being regarded as a financial genius...

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...a rising market and a short memory! [Bob Beckman]
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Re: Dragon's deal

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 17, 2013 7:45 am

The secret of ending up with a small fortune....
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Start with a large one!
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