Fake tan

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Fake tan

Postby rebbonk » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:18 am

My wife came downstairs earlier sporting some bright orange fake tan.

I said, "Wow, you look just like David Dickinson."

She laughed, "What, a shimmering bronze Adonis?"

Spoiler:
"No, cheap as chips."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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