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I'll never be unfaithful...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:30 am

I'll never be unfaithful to my wife.

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I love the house too much!


(Bob Monkhouse)
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I'll never be unfaithful...

Postby dutchman » Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:21 pm

Also from Bob Monkhouse:

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep the way my father did...

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...not screaming and terrified like his passengers.
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Re: I'll never be unfaithful...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:09 am

:funny:

That one is an all time classic. :)
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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