Late for work

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Late for work

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:28 am

I was late coming into work again and the boss was furious.

She called me into the office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"

"Slept in," I shrugged.

"For God's sake, at least tell me something I haven't heard before!"

I replied,
Spoiler:
"You're looking lovely today."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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