Soccer fan

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Soccer fan

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:56 am

After spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up.

"Get up dear," she said, "it's twenty to seven."

He awoke with a start and said, "In who's favour?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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