"I screw anybody!" (bit naughty)

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"I screw anybody!" (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:04 am

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says:

"Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere; their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."

His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding...
Spoiler:
I'm in Parliment too. do you represent the Tory or Liberal party"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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