New barmaid

[rebbonk]

I don't think the new Blonde barmaid in my local is going to last very long.

I ordered a pint of lager last night and handed her a fiver, she gave me £17 change.

I looked down at the money in my hand and said, "I gave you a fiver luv, not a twenty."

"Yeah right," she laughed,

Spoiler:

"Nice try."