"Losing my looks!"

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"Losing my looks!"

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:07 am

I arrived home from work earlier to find my wife crying in front of the mirror.

"Oh Dave" she sobbed, "I'm losing my looks."

I said "Don't be so silly."

"You're just saying that" she whimpered. "Do you really mean it?"

"Of course I do" I replied.
Spoiler:
"You can't lose what you never had."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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