Travel in icy conditions

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Travel in icy conditions

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:05 am

A government warning has said that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take:- Shovel, Blankets or sleeping bag. Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves. 24 hours supply of food and drink. De-Icer, 5Kgs of Rock Salt. A Torch or lantern with spare batteries. Road Flares and Reflective Triangles and a First Aid Kit

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I LOOKED A RIGHT TWONK ON THE BUS THIS MORNING
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