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Old friend

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:35 am

Last night I bumped into an old mate who I hadn't seen for 30 years.

"Do you have any kids?" he asked.

I said, "Yes, I have a son who is 26 years old and a daughter who is 25."

"How lovely," he smiled, "Are they married?"

I said, "Of course not,
Spoiler:
they're related."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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