Olympic skater

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Olympic skater

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:22 am

The Olympic skater raced on to the ice and slipped over on his face. He recovered and then fell again, and again, and again.
Up went the marks of the judges.
Great Britain 0.0
Germany 0.0
France 0.0
Ireland 3.4
'Why the score of 3.4?' asked the other officials.
'Well,' said Judge Murphy, 'You've got to make allowances.
Spoiler:
I mean it was terrible slippery out there!'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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