We broke up

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We broke up

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:26 am

I broke up with my girlfriend last night using the classic line, "It's not you, it's me."

"You're just saying that to make me feel better," she sobbed.

"No, it is me," I replied.
Spoiler:
"My wife's found out."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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