Little Johnny

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Little Johnny

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:28 am

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully.

If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.

If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

A very angry Johnny: Because ...
Spoiler:
I've already got a :censored: cat !
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Little Johnny

Postby dutchman » Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:51 pm

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