Curse

[rebbonk]

"I was coming home with the shopping before and a gypsy woman grabbed me in the street." I told my wife, panicking.

"She gave you some creepy bull and you believed it?" she said.

"No, I told her to off, but as I walked away she put a curse on me."

"And you took it seriously?" she laughed.

"Not until I was nearly home

Spoiler:

and my Bag For Life burst."