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Irish mate

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:55 am

I woke up this morning and saw my Irish mate laying on my doorstep soaking wet and shivering.

"What the hell are you doing?" I asked.

"I locked myself out of my flat last night so I slept here." he replied.

"You silly sod," I said, "Why didn't you just knock?"

"Because nobody would've answered,
Spoiler:
I live there on my own."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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