Skipper

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Skipper

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:26 am

I was out on a first date when I saw a couple of lads from my football team:

"Alright skipper?" they said, as they walked past.

"Mmmm, I love a man with power..." Purred my date, "especially the captain of a team."

"I'm not the captain" I explained,
Spoiler:
"I've just got a really gay run."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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