Gladys Dunn

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Gladys Dunn

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:16 am

Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement community in a small town.

One beautiful Sunday morning she walked down the street to a church not far from her apartment. Gladys was in awe of the big beautiful church as she stepped inside.

However, she wasn't too impressed with the sermon. She thought it was boring and, as she looked around, she noticed that many of the members were nodding off.

When the preacher finished his sermon he encouraged the congregation to greet those sitting close by.

Gladys turned toward the man sitting on her left. He, too, had fallen asleep and was yawning and stretching trying to wake up. He smiled at her, and Gladys returned the smile. She politely offered her hand and said, "I'm Gladys Dunn."

Laughing the man replied,
Spoiler:
"You and me both!"
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