He whispered to me, "Where the heck did you get her from, son? She"s cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she"s got no teeth!"
"I replied, "There"s no need to whisper, Dad.
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by rebbonk » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:11 am
I met this girl at the weekend and took her home to meet my dad.
He whispered to me, "Where the heck did you get her from, son? She"s cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she"s got no teeth!"
"I replied, "There"s no need to whisper, Dad.
He whispered to me, "Where the heck did you get her from, son? She"s cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she"s got no teeth!"
"I replied, "There"s no need to whisper, Dad.
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