Day before we married

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Day before we married

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:35 am

The day before our wedding I took my Essex fiancée aside:

"Look," I said. "I have to tell you, before we met, I was ... well ... promiscuous."

"Oh cool!" she exclaimed.
Spoiler:
"I love Greek mythology!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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