Psychiatrists

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Psychiatrists

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:18 am

Three aspiring psychiatrists attended their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from the University of Boston, "What is the opposite of Joy?

"Sadness," responded the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked the student from Harvard.

"Elation" was her reply.

"And you, sir," he said to the young man from Texas. "How about the opposite of woe?"

The Texan replied, "Sir,
Spoiler:
that would be giddy-up."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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