An Irishman goes to the Antiques Roadshow.

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An Irishman goes to the Antiques Roadshow.

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:34 am

"And what have you brought?" asks the presenter.

"It's a large rivetted metal box which has been in our attic for years and years, so it's very old and has to be worth something." replies Paddy.

The presenter gives it a close examination. "Tell me" he asks "do you have insurance?"

"Do I need it?" asks Paddy hopefully.

"You do now" replies the presenter
Spoiler:
"It's your water tank."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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