£500/week

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£500/week

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:25 am

A bloke came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what? I've found this great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays £500 a week!"

"That's great," his wife said.

"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed.
Spoiler:
"You start on Monday."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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