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Pub

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:18 am

Sitting in the pub last night, minding my own business. When in comes this very attractive girl, wearing not just a Coventry City top, but a scarf also.

She then proceeds to give me the glad eye for half an hour, before bringing me a pint of lager and chatting me up for another half hour......

Finally she said to me " fancy taking me home?" ......

I said " sorry bab,
Spoiler:
but your not in my league "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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