Quiet please

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Quiet please

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:54 am

Bob arrives late to meet his wife at the opera and an usher is showing him to his seat.

"Please be very quiet," says the usher.

"Why?" says Bob.
Spoiler:
"Is everyone already asleep?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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