She's moaning again

[rebbonk]

My wife said, "It's about time you started treating me better, there's plenty of men out there that would treat me like a princess."

"Oh yeah," I replied. "Where are these madmen?"

"I'll have you know, every time I walk into a pub or a club, a guy asks me what I'd like to drink," she snapped.

Spoiler:

"They're called barmen, you daft bat."