House arrest

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House arrest

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:18 am

I ran into an old friend today.

"I haven't seen you in ages," she said.

"That's right," I replied, "I've been under house arrest since my one moment of madness last year."

"Oh my god!" She said shocked, "What did you do this time?"

Spoiler:
"I got married," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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