Battered policeman

[rebbonk]

I was walking along the beach the other day when I saw what appeared to be an altercation between a policeman and some fella holding a large piece of wood.

The copper tried to reason with him and as I got closer, the man started to beat the officer with the plank of wood.

I was just about to get involved when………

Spoiler:

The crocodile ate all the sausages!