One or the other

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One or the other

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:54 am

My wife just called me.

She said, "The two kids want you to take them Bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema."

"It's either one or the other," i said, "otherwise it's too expensive."

"Okay," she replied. "Which one do you prefer?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"David."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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