Last request

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Last request

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:48 am

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. 'Give me one last request, dear,' he said.

'Of course, John,' his wife said softly.

'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob.'

'But I thought you hated Bob,' she said.

With his last breath John said,
Spoiler:
'I do!'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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