Describe me my dear

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Describe me my dear

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:17 am

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

Spoiler:
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down.......
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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