Wedding day

[rebbonk]

As I watched my wife to be coming down the aisle in her off white wedding dress; an off the shoulder number that although fit her nicely at the hips did her no favours in the breast department; and lets not even mention the three quarter heel she opted for instead of the much more in vogue full heel; it dawned on me that my doubts were confirmed.

Spoiler:

I probably was gay after all.