Clothes on the lawn

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Clothes on the lawn

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:23 am

I was laid on the sofa watching TV earlier when I phoned my wife.

I said, "When you get home, your clothes will be on the lawn!"

"You can't kick me out!" she replied. "I pay the bills."

"I'm not," I replied.
Spoiler:
"The washing line has just snapped."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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