Necklace

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Necklace

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:00 am

Wife on phone to her husband: "Where the hell are you???"

Husband: "Darling, do you remember that jewellery shop where you saw a necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have the money that time but I said "baby it'll be yours one day"

Wife: "Aaaah yes, I remember my love....."

Husband:
Spoiler:
"Well, I am in the pub next to that shop
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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