How I met my wife

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How I met my wife

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:01 am

I'll never forget the day I first day I met my wife.

We were at a fancy dress party.

She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate.

They'd gone together, dressed as the number ten.

I knew there and then,
Spoiler:
she was the one
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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