Cop said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic,"Fred replied
Cop said, "there is no traffic."
Fred answered,
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Pulled by the fuzz
by rebbonk » Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:59 am
Fred was stopped by the traffic cops the other day.
Cop said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic,"Fred replied
Cop said, "there is no traffic."
Fred answered,
Cop said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic,"Fred replied
Cop said, "there is no traffic."
Fred answered,
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