Six reasons why Men prefer Guns to Women ...

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1. You can trade an old 45 in for a 22
2. You can admire a friends gun and he'll let you try it
3. Your Gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo
4. Guns function normally every day
5. A Gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you've used it

and

Spoiler:

6. you can buy a silencer for a Gun !