Hungry

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Hungry

Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:49 am

I came home drunk last night.

I went upstairs and said to my wife, "I'm hungry."

She said, "There's some sausages that need to be eaten in the fridge."

"Okay, lovely" I said,
Spoiler:
"I'd better put a jumper on first then."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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